The ocean has called.
The shareholders must answer.
Esteemed Shareholder,
You are cordially summoned aboard a luxury cruise liner* for an evening of fiduciary celebration, maritime excess, and shellfish-adjacent pageantry. Crabstravaganza 2026 is setting sail from West Seattle on April 9th.
Before and after the Gala, enjoy the full suite of cruise ship* amenities:
The Crabstravaganza Gala is a one-night, (VERY OPTIONAL) black-tie affair, featuring formal revelry, ceremonial nonsense, and the reaffirmation of our shared values (abundance, indulgence, and crab).
Shareholders are warmly encouraged to invite additional investors, associates, or curious parties who wish to diversify their portfolio with fine attire, high seas drama, and questionable corporate structures.
RSVP early
and trust the process
*this party will not actually take place on a boat.
Statement Regarding Recent Podcast Episode
A recently released “investigative” podcast episode makes a number of sensational claims about the Crabstravaganza Organization and its activities. While the episode contains significant misunderstandings and several inflammatory interpretations of our traditions, we believe it is important for shareholders to be aware of the content currently circulating. For the sake of transparency and context, we are sharing the episode below. We encourage viewers to approach it with a critical ear and to remember that the Crabstravaganza Organization remains committed to its longstanding values of fellowship, celebration, and responsible shellfish stewardship. The Crabstravaganza Organization will not be commenting further at this time.
We feel it is our responsibility to be fully transparent about your donations. Here is a cost breakdown of the events since 2023. Check out how we're doing, and feel free to comment. Note the bottom tabs for navigation.
Want to volunteer to help? The venue is booked, but there is still plenty to do to appease our lord of the seas.
Climate change? Overfishing? Here’s a 2023 article about the alarming decline in the crab population. Unfortunately, the Alaskan crab harvest was once again canceled in 2024. Is this the punishment promised in 2nd Sebastian? Or is there more to come?
Watch the 2023 response from Followers of the Crab here:
From humble beginnings to global phenomenon, learn about the history of Crabstravaganza in this short documentary.